pearly whites

Uh, buddy. I think you’re using that scythe wrong. It’s supposed to cut down grass, not grow it.

Oh thank god.

…weight?

“The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread.”
― Anatole France, The Red Lily, 1894

wear sunscreen

send more cancer pics

Nah, if you were ashamed of the shit you wouldn’t have done the shit. What you are is embarrassed to have been caught.

Will I believe what happened next? Will it shock me?

Oh no. Watch out everyone, this guy’s gonna stick to the facts by checks notes plugging his ears and walking away.

TL;DW: Doesn’t pet the goddamn cat. I couldn’t tell what else he might have been saying.

But they’re just sharing the fact Youtube Premium™ offers a lot of people great benefits, like background play, and music!

I definitely get the impression people on both sides feel this whole “slavery is bad” thing wasn’t properly addressed last go-round, among other things.

Trans people and immigrants will be the first targeted groups when It Happens™.

I know what phone I’ll be looking for when the piece of shit in my pocket finally dies. That maneuver where he popped the cover with a fingernail and hotswapped the battery sold me.

Hey, totally unrelated question: Didn’t linus recently take a lot of flak for shady/unfair reviewing practices?

Get a strong chain or a beefy cable. Fuhgeddaboutit locks are very reliable (they also make a fine weapon in a pinch). Make sure to wrap the chain/cable so that there is as little free space to get a set of chompers around it as possible. Make sure to include at least front wheel, if not both wheels, in the wrap. Lock should ideally wrap around the post, front tire, and frame. Try to make sure yours is either better secured or less valuable, or both, than your neighbor’s. Install a discreet gps locator. Don’t leave valuables attached to the frame while it is not directly in your custody.

Be careful not to include another’s lock/frame/chain in your wrap. Not only is it extremely inconsiderate and inconvenient, it is a common tactic for thieves to lock someone’s bike and come back to it later on the expectation that someone who doesn’t know better will assume good faith and come back tomorrow, by which point the thief has had all night to work.

I think you shouldn’t encourage their indiscriminate murder in an ecology community at the very least. I’m done speaking to you. Forever.

Yeah, guy, if you abandoned the care of those animals on my doorstep, I would take care of them to the best of my abilities. That’s what you’re supposed to do. I suppose you’d just murder your dog otherwise? Get angry?

Was that supposed to be some kind of gotcha?

Rabbits deserve to live too

edit: Oh my bad, actually fuck everything but humans. Sorry, I thought this was a community focused on alternatives to traditional monocultures, not the perpetuation of conventional horticulture. That’s my mistake. Hey, I hear bluegrass is beautiful this time of year, let’s all plant that! I know a guy who will come out and kill all your rabbits, dogs, goats, cats, squirrels, bats, mice, birds, lizards, snakes, cows, for free*! No more pesky critters eating all your food on your land.

*Free at the time of purchase. eventual charges include but will not be limited to ecological collapse and biodiversity loss. See the state of the fucking planet for details.