One time when my kids were little I was at Walmart and I suddenly realized I didn’t know where my son was and he was just little. So I was like, oh my god, where’s Buddy? Where’s Buddy? Where’s Buddy? And he busted up laughing because I was fucking holding him.

Insomnia does weird things to you.

Can I get some of that plastic action in my testicles too please?

Ultimate Ben Grimm ends up with an ionic form I think.

Nope.

In Jerboa, or the web interface or…

And Yahoo, lol

In your settings where, please?

I just wanna know who keeps all the candles lit.

Republican.

If you type it the search bar, it pulls up a calculator with the answer on it. Ibdobit all the time.

He always looks like he’s got his face pressed up against a window

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Darktide too.

Rog Ally for the win

So what I’m hearing is that you’re in the market for a good bottom

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Have some snickers bars with that broccoli!

She’s the Andrew Tate for old British women.

I went down the rabbit hole on YouTube a bit and man, a lot of them seem to want the shit to hit the fan. These are people who absolutely lay down to go to sleep at night and fantasize about getting to bug out.

Wait, what… what did the words say?