Point being ARE YOU TURNING…?

Trump: “666% tariffs on Easter eggs! Me am good Christian boy.”

If the picture SA’s you, then yes.

It worked. Some people had their sense of humor shot off in highschool elementary.

I’m so torn. I always upvote a depressedpoochie, but MURICA…

“YOU ARE FREE to do what we tell you!”

They’re butthurt about gay rights too lol

That’s because they’re all closeted. Every accusation, and all that.

Are you turning? Then use your TURN INDICATOR!!1! Does the opposing flow of traffic know you’re in a turning only lane? No.

They were sitting on lawn chairs, in their driveway, not going to the movies.

I was in LA during the lockdowns and Floyd protests. I think the greatest example of people coming together was when entire neighborhoods would start shooting fireworks at police helicopters that were flying around, telling everyone to go inside after 8pm or whenever curfew was.

I’d start by looking at the ones that cried the loudest in reaction to this.

This is America. Don’t catch you slippin’.

No. We’ve been having too many random fires lately. The obvious answer is MORE FLAMETHROWERS! Yeah! That’ll fix all the fires!

Fair.

Dude(ette?), with all the shit going on in the real world, it’s a minor mistake.

🎶 I’m GREEN. If i was blue, i would dye. If i was blue i would dye. 🎵

Guy in El Paso killed 23 people and said he thought he was doing daddy Trump’s bidding; no death penalty sought.

Nope. There’s terrorists Hamas in Imaginationland.

They kept Harris from office, thus saving all Palestinians!

Neanderthal Barbie would just fuck whoever got her out of PT, while claiming all the other recruits were lazy.

ETA: that’s why i said minimum wage customer service. She should see what it’s like dealing with the public when you’re not on even footing…