The subtitle was the most important part of the story IMO

That’s a lot of people having sex with hats on the x-axis there.

This looks like such a non-human design that I would have mistaken it for a UFO if I found it in space.

Is there an interactive visualizer on the web for this kind of thing? Not that a 3D perspective projected into a 2D screen would help much, but being able to fiddle with the shapes might help visualize it in our mind.

Kikkoman does have good soy sauce though. I’ve never found a store/generic brand that tastes as good.

Another right wing shooter? But social media commenters all say he’s a dangerous Democrat! (I’ve seen it on Facebook, Threads, Bluesky)

People are generally closer physically in Facebook marketplace compared to the global eBay market.

Normie here, what’s wrong with systemd?

I use Fortune a lot at the terminal, even though it’s usefulness is questionable at best.

Did the pilot eject beforehand? Doesn’t seem likely anyone can survive that fireball.

Our Linux patch had not only been rejected but had apparently been the final straw for Linus Torvalds, who announced in a profanity-laden email that he was removing all Rust code from the kernel.

“I’ve had it,” his email read. “At least C developers know when they’re drunk.”

lol

Only the most stable of geniuses can become an 18-star general.

The suspect, according to the alert, is a white man with brown hair wearing black body armor over a blue shirt and blue pants. Authorities are asking residents not to approach the suspect if spotted.

I heard the graphics are really good. And the framerates extremely high. But there are mosquitoes so it’s probably not worth it.

The last bullet is true even now. Just go into Threads or Bluesky. So many bots and scammers.

😢

🐷🐷🐷

I don’t know what trench I’ll end up in if I get drafted. Greenland? Canada? Panama? Iran?

Mind controlled sex bots when?

That’s way too non-convoluted enough