So this is just about you really liking opium rather than anything to do with work colleagues

He who dies with the most clamps wins

Good to know, I’d love to say it was a recent moral thing, but even when twitter was twitter I didn’t know how to use it.

I think he’s saying that the profile picture appears to be newer than the tweet

I don’t speak German can someone translate. /s

What kind of speed and efficiency does the crazy design provide? Didn’t see any actual numbers in the release.

This depends entirely on the type of tape it is. There’s plenty of ripstop tech in packing tapes now and adhesives that are stronger than the boxes they’re bound to, both of which makeba mess if you try to tear in a straight line.

We’ve all snuck something home from the office here and there