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The word ‘decimates’ means to eliminate 10%. So if used correctly, it means that 30 to 40 Russians were killed. The word is hardly ever used correctly.

Eight year olds also don’t have any money. I’m a grown ass adult and can afford to PS6 if it’s compelling enough. Also, none of those Netflix games are interesting.

“Absolutely not. My advice to that unnamed low-level French politician would be to remind them that it’s only because of the United States of America that the French are not speaking German right now,” said White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt in a press briefing Monday, likely referencing an American-French allyship during World War II that snuffed out Nazi Germany. “They should be grateful.”

This is how we treat our allies now? What timeline are we in?

Blue. No, yellooooooooooo…

That tiny squeaking you hear is the world’s smallest violin playing a sad, sad song to commiserate with the world’s biggest K-brain.

Boomer gotta boomer.

Here’s the opposite; a joke that I love from a sitcom I hate: “Secret elixir, huh? Well, I’m usually more of a bourbon guy, but when push comes to shove I don’t know what the hell’s in that either.” - Charlie Harper, “Two and a Half Men”

Vandal or street artist?