Buys a house next to an airport, complains about aircraft noise.

Buys a house next to a night club, complains about loud music at night.

Gives the President full immunity because it’s the [R]ight thing to do, complains when he stops listening to them.

It’s all the same attitude from shitty people.

Lies when stealing the money

Lies when asked to confess, likely so they could find a way to keep him on staff if he told the truth.

Sorry dude, honesty counts.

Please stop bringing up uncomfortable realities of my policies.

Just listen to my amazing sound bites and don’t forget to smash that like button fellow kids and subscribe to my slay propaganda

• GOP

P.s. Liberals bad

I feel like something is definitely gonna creep up on me from behind if I’m in there for more than 26 seconds.

The boomers are dying off.

They’ve decided to go after the edge lord young men for their next voter base.

Unfortunately it appears to be working.

America desperately needs us as a base in the South Pacific.

America also desperately needs us to not side with China in terms of Iron and Coal should an actual war happen.

Trump’s willingness to abandon their allies in the face of foreign aggression means we should seriously think before siding with the US.

Also Dong

I’m an Australian who’s terrified of Trump giving us an “them or us” ultimatum.

I’m starting to think it’s likely, and soon.

Wut?

Don’t forget Stage 3

We can’t be punished because it would be too bad for the economy.

Yep.

Why try to re-create a cess pit?

Look up, the joke is up there

Hard disagree (except for the first sentence)

Why does only one side get held to such a high standard while the other side can shit their pants, tell you it’s chocolate and watch you drool with anticipation?

Imagine spotting a coworker going down on a tape roll.

At least the pricks are showing themselves out.

I reckon they wanted something that sounded like “the Sinister Six” for maximum headline clickbaitiness

Yes they did.

They didn’t seem to be so bad but then again how do you grade such things?

The GOP of old was like a bad fart.

The GOP under trump is like the bubbling hot springs of Rotorua

The overwhelming opinion around me is “it’s all too hard now, we just have to look after ourselves”

I fucking hate it.

So fucking tired of the argument

“You can’t punish us because the effects on the economy would be too big!”