Bugs isn’t imitating an Asian person in the original. He’s yelling at Elmer. “I AM A WABBIT!”

Mine the data for microanalysis of social trends and use it to influence elections through subliminal messaging.

If people want to believe the souls of the dead live forever in the underworld they should convert to Hellenism. Jesus was very clear.

There’s no way Judas lived in Hell for more than a few decades. Jesus said eternal life is only for his followers.

I want to powerwash that hallway.

Twitter users don’t deserve credit.

Yeah what if I’m naked and my tits are out? I don’t wanna accidentally show the waiter my tits because an app decided to turn on my camera without asking

I wish I was as lucky as the 5 year old cotton picker.

Inside Job

Queen Elizabeth II

Source?

He is not going to treat it like a lollipop, he is going to treat it like hamburger!

Why the fuck does the prosecution have the ability to put punishments on the table that are known to bias jury selection?

I’m glad they’re seeking the death penalty.

Because it makes it much easier for the defence team to argue that the prosecution is trying to turn the law into a spectacle, and that Luigi should be acquitted of all charges.

Acting like content can be apolitical isn’t just incorrect, it’s a microaggression against anyone who’s been told their identity is political by a conservative.

Fuck Magic The Gathering

Well I’m complaining about all the “moe” with children in it. This shit is absurd.

I want to see dirty jokes, triggering content, and gore.

I don’t wanna see tiddies or anime children in skimpy outfits.

How can this be a hard problem for the developers to solve??

This is anarchist propaganda, by the way. Hexbear users (also known as pig poopers to those of us inside the community) know that centralised authority is the only way to run things fairly. Look at what the anarchist Fediverse has done to our movement - dozens of large instances have defederated us pig poopers and our friends in the rest of the Only True Socialist Triad. It’s a disgrace. Our admins are currently in the process of setting up a BlueSky relay on https://pigpoop.balls/

People are allowed to run their own relays, but it’s really expensive and nobody wants to.