lol “If” that’s worse than the article…Chevy Chase all over this.

The real gift was the suspense. Schrodingers bonus, alive as a carrot, dead as a payment…Merry Christmas shareholders ho-ho-ho.

This guy would make any technocrat look feasible. Did Orwell ghostwrite this? Lol, this has to be satire. Sounds like he took every position, threw it in a blender, hit puree, then ran it in reverse. while screaming about milk and mandatory nationalism.