Can we take a moment to talk about what this was written on the back of? It looks like a building plan that looks like an ultra open concept space with doors instead of walls. All the exterior walls are just marked as doors. And I think there is a bathroom that looks to just be in the main space. No walls there either. This is some serious office nightmare fuel. You work outside now, we open all the doors. Poop in the corner while we judge you for not working while you do it.
As a developer of many years I hate to tell you sometimes that it’s all the information we have when something breaks also. Most code is a god awful mess. Thankfully I love a good mystery.
I would reject this pull request. Why is the indenting all over the place? Why is your keyword capitalisation all over the place? WHY YELLOW?!
Edit: the more I look at this the more it pisses me off. Wtf is going on with your kerning? Just random number and placement of spaces. Also, why is the table name in caps? Who does that? Select * is lazy. Do you really need every field about a girl? Really? Worst of all, not a limited request. I sware this is just the kind of thing that would return 30 million rows and brick the database for twenty seconds.
Sir Chad carries a twelve pounder hand cannon, and when he ignites the powder the ball sails true into the main deck of the pirate, but the recoil capsizes his vessel.
An amazing story, and just downright perplexing. It is a shame you never found out what on earth was going on in the CTOs head. I would love to understand the thought process (or lack thereof) that went into that.
Expected combat, got combat. 10/10 lol