Only sailors use condoms baby.

Thanks for the tip about Hailstorm!

Just finished Link Between Worlds on 3DS. I highly recommend it. Now I’m getting ready for vacation and trying to decide what DS or 3DS game to play next. Suggestions welcome!

“We just need to make the rich pay their fair share and pass common sense gun legislation.”

God I hate this website’s image.

Donald Trump is a self-inflicted wound.

“We need you to not retaliate because we’re not serious to begin with.”

Trump threatens a lot of things to get attention.

Everyone playing along that this is some kind of genuine policy play are just buying into Trump as a legitimate leader in a similar way to how MAGA-heads do. Trump does not give a fuck about American manufacturing, American jobs, onshoring, offshoring, none of that. It’s all a grift. He’s waiting for some kind of payoff here, be it in the form of countries giving in to bad deals for the Trump Organization or investing in Truth or $TRMP. In some cases he gets to be feted at state dinners and sign some watered down, meaningless “trade deal,” temporarily backfilling his deep insecurities. Enough of this and most of the tariffs evaporate.

Sorry but “woman” is not an adjective and its use that way is grating. You wouldn’t say “man teacher” and it sounds wrong. So does “woman lawyer” or “woman voter.”

The neckbeard/incel thing is using “female” when “woman” would be acceptable and more common, like “look at these females” or something. It doesn’t mean we have to abolish the word “female” entirely from the lexicon.

Conservatives: We’ll give you your TikTok back.

America’s youth: yaaaay okay you can do whatever you want to us

The notch is a design crime.

If you don’t have a Twitter account there’s no reason for you to care about this at all.

Spend your limited time on earth worrying about things that matter.

It also starred Ben Affleck.

This is what happens when you lose elections.

Now get rid of the touch screen entirely. Mark my words, the first electric car unveiled as a totally analog experience will be incredibly popular.

I know this isn’t satire but it feels uncannily like satire.

I like how even a reputable news outlet like the BBC now just quotes redditors to give “average joe” reactions to things.

You need to test bad episodes like Code of Honor, Up the Long Ladder, and Sub Rosa to see if they pass too, though.

Okay thanks Bill, I won’t.

Depends on how you count it. I had an NES in the 1980s but did that classic kid thing where I sold it and all my games for the next generation (SNES). Therefore my oldest system is the NES I got around 2007.