I can too.

I can move through space all the way to next to my nightstand and change the clock’s time with a little wheel behind it.

They sure love their fantasy way more than reality.

Great. Now I have to wear aging makeup because of my baby face.

There are banks that will generate a pin for every transaction that is not using the physical credit card or associated phone, or that is over a certain amount, requiring you to carry the phone at all times.

Nah. Someone would make up some convoluted and confusing template, pass it to Trump as “freedom dates”, and he’s sign it without reading.

And then head right back to the golf course to mooch even more tax dollars.

Fathers who do that think they are just doing innocent pranks, but unless you next show the kid that it was all lies, so they develop skepticism, it’s doing a disservice to the kids.

They are only looking into exile because they fear the backlash from murder.

We just need AI that develops empathy first, then gets intelligent enough to patronize humans rather than disdain them.

Once humans are treated like fumbling toddlers by AI, humanity ends up in The Culture.

You commit a crime? You get a chaperone bot following you around and keeping you from doing it again.

The moment someone starts going all “anti-woke” you know they’ve got something to hide and they are trying to get acquainted with the pardon-dealing industry.

He thinks it’s “stolen” because he also thought he had bought it and thus owned it.

Can’t play the game until they are fixed.

Everyone with half a brain knows that enshitification and pandering to CEObro echo chambers result in the platform losing large amounts of users or even dying.

It goes the other way around for daddy.

Everyone knows what’s left to do after nobody does anything. Yet nobody is doing that either.

Dwarves are not small in the first place anyway. Small races are below 1,20m tall. Dwarves are around 1,30-1,50m tall. They are short, but not small.
In comparison, humans are only 10-30cm taller on average with their 1,60-1,80m heights.

They may appear smaller because they are stockier and wider. So unless you see them next to a human, you won’t realize they are only about a head or so sorter.

Discworld dwarves are something else.

That idiot CEO is doing idiot CEO things.

Everyone knows that if he keeps bowing down to Musk’s pressure and enshitificating the platform, people will leave for greener pastures as soon as there’s an enticing alternative like they did with X.

CEOs surround themselves with the most conceited and naive of all echo chambers.
They live in an imaginary world in which their backward opinions work better than what has been proven to work time and time again by every research ever done on any subject. They will one day wake up to a blue sky, claim it’s actually pink with green polka dots, and blame “the woke agenda” or some such nonsense when they are obviously proven wrong.

The closest analogy I’ve ever heard for what modern CEOs have become is “Like a bunch of Naked Emperors jerking each other off while shitting all over everyone below them”. As accurate as disgusting.

US police have always been that.

Now they are simply blatant about it.

Any officer who tries to ‘serve and protect’ gets singled out and harassed until they leave or join the gang.

All countries associated with the European Broacast Union can participate.

Brazil, Peru, Japan, India, and even China and the US could participate too.

Russia and Lybia used to be part of the EBU but they were suspended. They know what they did.

Let’s just rename the EU to “United Earth” like in Star Trek, since Australia is practically in it already on account of being in Eurovision.

That way we don’t need to change the initials, just swap them.