Man, between the music industry and being used like child actors well into their adulthood, this was bound to happen.
Now come on, down to the next corner, we can all chip in on the Chipettes.
Man, between the music industry and being used like child actors well into their adulthood, this was bound to happen.
Now come on, down to the next corner, we can all chip in on the Chipettes.
See, you’re looking at it logically.
What you need is a frontal lobe lobotomy so you can happily ignore whatever you please, just like they do.
“Today, we discovered the first time ‘Eastbound and Down’ was heard, coming from an unlikely place…”
How’s your pull?
I imagine it’s difficult managing the lever with wings.
What about Second Death Star?
All those innocent contractors. People just trying to feed their families. You think a Stormtrooper knows the first thing about trying to plumb a toilet?
My parents were never married, nor would I have called their relationship “stable”.
But I also feel like it’s a solid 50/50 on if my brain’s going to go with the original, or the version in Bayonetta, and that seems to match up with being pan.
I think that’s actually a service, somewhere. They bring the treadmill to the dogs.
There’s a reason mods exist.
And now no one has to hear about the greatness of shopping at Mick and Ralph’s at 3AM. Together, we can fix Freeside.
Damn, either this is truly personal, or Ruthy is one cool ol’ gal to be browsing Lemmy.
I kinda wanna sit in her knitting circle.
I feel like Ed is the kind of guy who would end up lucking into a decent job where is nigh philosophical idiocy somehow allows him to skirt by. No one understands what the hell he means, but it motivated them, make him management.
Are we sure he’s a bottom?
Sure, the Bros got inside him, but he did the voring.
Not just good enough, they fit their niche almost perfectly.
Die often? Large passals that reach maturity relatively quickly. Have to risk ingesting potent toxins? Remember what almost killed you just long enough to get away from wherever it was(roughly 2 weeks). Not built for fighting? Fake your death so convincingly, vultures don’t want to be near you. Nutrition might be scarce? Gather your feces, it will see you through.
Hell, even the fact that the Virginia Opossum can’t adapt well to extreme heat or cold is a benefit to them, the resources they’re driven to(such as actively running water, dense undergrowth for cover and foraging, and trees that can support their weight) can be scarce.
Yeah, that’d be fair, and it’s how I normally treat using the shaft of a pole weapon as staff.
Unless it’s a Monk. Damn them, and their versatility!
I’d allow it, at my table.
Using the flat of your blade is a valid tactic for blunting blows, be it against undead or to incapacitate a target.
But I’d also give you a slight disadvantage, as you’re now going to be fighting your blade becoming a fan.
“Shoot and Fire”.
They’re Undead.
Blunt, not edged. They resist edged weapons.
Hey, hold up…
You think people rollin’ out with stick money? In this economy? People got oxygen taxes, man.
Mind asking your future connection to fire up Stanley Parable for me?
Let’s see what fuckery they baked in.
I backpack it. Mines not exactly huge, but it’s enough, and easy to lug around. If you hunt around, you can find some fun ones. I picked up mine from a metaphysical shop.
They can also be a fun way to express yourself a little, hang things from the zippers(I have a Sword-mode Kirby on one of mine), pins.
What a weird way to write an allegory about Marco Polo fucking over China on spice prices.