Got them when he was last elected. Best time to plant a tree…

*Palmer, dollar store “chocolate”.

Friendly marketing reminder to those who haven’t bought one…

I mean, the video game industry is about as good as the record industry for its treatment of talent. “You should want to do this for free” seems to be the motto of 8-figure executives.

I mean, the shitty places with deadly weather are usually red states so… you get what you voted for.

Don’t worry, they’ll be pardoned and then they won’t have to pay it back.