I saw it when I was a kid. Wikipedia doesn’t make it clear but that thing is literally in the middle of the road. I found this photo on Google maps

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/gps-cs-s/AB5caB_zlV_25gHhStArYExt5kxEkLUZnPPK8AwcjUwjwUE7a9XyKVcvDyvQa3nY4-AJWBF56-viZ1TVJb3kLgQLhR0N94T0Dk8O_99PNNeEy_2XnMigq6QEYR6PpU2HqR0-WJEPKnp1nA=s1956-w936-h1956

Protecting the womenfolk while the other menfolk are out hunting

Alf’s favorite food was neighborhood cats. And that’s how I remembered it because I was an innocent child who was going to heaven. It never dawned on me until today, the day the internet caught me slipping, that this literally makes him a pussy eater.

Tighten your Jesus nut

Maybe, but there’s always the likelihood it’s even stupider than that

Well, this killed the last bit on childhood innocence I had left. Somehow I have resisted into my 40s making this connection

“Do people just not read? Are people that lazy? What is going on?”

Not much, what is going on with you?

I don’t play video games, are there are lot of 53 year old men seeking the adoration of gamers?

I didn’t even know it was possible for pants to touch short sleeves

Look guys, we know y’all eat beans on toast and spotted dick, be a good sport and take some of this chemically tainted chicken off our hands

If I were the richest man on earth, I don’t know what kind of person I would be, but I sure as hell wouldn’t be a whiny little fuck

Flush twice, don’t want that turd coming back

If he got in your face and you had your hand up and it just barely touched his chest he’d be yelling “CALL 911!! THATS ASSAULT!!!”

Weird. You’d think the stable genius who kept dozens of boxes of classified documents in a golf club bathroom would know more about this stuff

I thought maybe she was briefly detained but no, she’s been in custody for a month and may still get deported. Her visa expired 5 years ago.

How dare you mock us Americans for our intense suffering. This atrocity we’re forced to endure. This immense heartache of paying $2 more per week for eggs. This is literally the same as cheering on Sept 11. Have you no decency?

/s

Did trump personally sign each and every one of the 1500 Jan 6th pardons he gave to his brownshirt thugs?

“Anti Vaxxers in demand as orchards seek expert cherry pickers”