I was imagining a kazoo orchestra, myself

No more lightstick raves!

It’s like cutting fingernails, totally fine if they’re indoor cats, and it’s not the upholstery so much as the 16 tiny knives that puncture my legs when they jump in my lap lol

It’s fine as long as you’re careful you don’t cut them too short, they only have nerves/blood close to the paw, the rest is really similar to fingernails with no nerve endings. Our cats don’t even care when we trim their nails.

My mom would straight up tell us we were supposed to take care of her when she got old, it’s literally the only reason I was ever given for why I was made. For that and other reasons I’m no-contact now, but it’s an incredibly toxic mindset and even worse that you’re inflicting that on your kids.

No you wouldn’t, it says right there in the picture

My friends and family know not to call me unless somebody is dead or dying. It’s worked out pretty well so far

It’s called a roly-poly and I will tolerate no disagreement, good day to you

Those songs infuriate me, Walmart does the same thing too. They always sound like some mediocre dude/dudette just banged them out in an afternoon over some knockoff karaoke backing track. As somebody who tries to appreciate when music has a lot of effort or technical skill or even deep emotion put into it, those songs are an affront to me in every way that matters.

I mean, Link kinda had it coming at that point

Thank you for making this 1000x worse

That sounds like a debuff from Morrowind or something

You didn’t have to come for me like that lol

I live in a humble fishing village overlooking Eisfjörd, in the vast cold reaches of Skändivikingä