I did that too, until my dad had a massive heart attack. Then I realized that I was letting facist steal what little time I have left with my parents from me. From then on I decided to attempt to ignore the fact that in my eyes my parents are fucking low life scum traitors, like the rest of maga, and try to remember who they were before fox news.

“Oh great Whiskers the cat, please share your wisdom with me and my kin!”

She said he speaks to her, I asked when she learned arabic

My mom no fucking joke said „I hope he was at least right with god!"

She’s full blown MAGA “Christian believer in gods plan” and of course hates all non white Americans.

It’s actually der Bart, not die. 🤓

As a born and raised capitalist, you’re making a fool of yourself.

The word for dying hair is spelled dye, searching “how to die” triggered the bot.

Fuck off you orange faced pile of shit.

I’m not sure. 😅

I made everyone an profile in the app. For my wife I sent her an invite via email, that let her access my account, but only under her profile.

That’s how you get tased and thrown into a cage 🤷

Oh, that makes sense, good luck! If you find an app like that message me xD

30? I pay €18 for a year’s subscription

Americans? I’ve never seen something like this in America. The biscuits would be under the gravey, eggs on the side, and maybe if you"re a freak like me mix the jelly with the gravey 👽

I just downloaded it, looks sick! Can’t wait to do my first speed run xD

I might try to use that for the gym, kA

That means dad in German 🤷

I can’t lie, that goes hard!

I didn’t know that was a thing!! 😱

Nein, aber das würde echt gut zu uns passen 🤓

Vielleicht hast du Recht, aber das ist Schnee von gestern 😅

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