And gay, for he got impaled from behind.

Too too too doodledoo

Uh, don’t make me tap the sign…

And mint is never late. It’ll arrive precisely when it means to.

Uh… That link stays blue.

/s

Robbin the people

Fucking… Don’t tell me to look both ways before crossing the street, tell the cars to wait! That’s why I need childism.

Don’t people also refer to the balrog “flying from Thangorodrim”? But here “fly” means “flee” in the same use case as Gandalf said to the party: “fly, you fools”.

So again, no. Balrog do not have wings.