Sky news wishes it was

Eww, keep that religious garbage far away from children.

Real ‘nam vibes with the Mk6’s there.

I think law enforcement should be abolished.

Because no one’s stopped him.

40 years minimum*

Don’t let them think they can return to normal after this.

Neither spine nor knee after a few years of that load.

Tradition is big. E.g TCM crap over science

You cannot disagree with the state

Stokes fear and hatred of outsiders

Blames social frustrations on those outsiders

Appeals to restore past glory

Han ethnic supremacy

You could go through all of Eco’s points and apply them to China pretty fittingly.