Oh man, this is Handbanana gold!

Hey Banana, do you want to talk about violent sex crimes that I think you’ve been thinking about, the ones that I’ve been thinking you might be thinking about doing? /s

As we all slowly step back from CD-RW, no quick movements… or was that all just a bad dream?

For now, CBP is telling shippers to pay duties and tariffs within 10 days of their cargo’s release, in which time it expects the glitch to be resolved. But the whole mess is just further evidence of a complete lack of strategy, planning, or direction with Trump’s tariffs. It doesn’t inspire confidence from the markets, hedge funds, manufacturing workers, or anyone outside of MAGAworld.

Literally amateur hour with these children.

“If due process is of no moment,” then the government could snatch any American citizen off the street, falsely accuse them of being a “criminal alien,” ship them to an overseas prison, then disavow any responsibility to bring them back."

This is terrifying.

Midterms? Not at this rate. I’m sure some fabricated emergency will spring up delaying such democratic luxuries.

Alert! Window licker in the White House.

OMG this just broke the internet, at least it broke me 🤣

The biggest worry I have is that to obfuscate things, Trump is going to do something even more stupid in the next coming days.

malignant narcissism and megalomania should be classified as a disease.

LIDAR vs Tesla.

“The power of the people is greater than the people in power. This is a moral moment where all Americans need to stand up and say enough is enough. I’m sorry, the civil rights movement wasn’t won because of just a few black folks who stood up and were really articulate, no! They called to the consciousness of this country and the country responded!”-Cory Booker

Whoa! I have a OnePlus with 6000ma and was strutting, thats ridiculous.

Back in my day, Nazi skinheads loved to be punched.

If you feel like you can, donate to Signal, it’s the most standup privacy app around. Honestly I’m glad for all this signalgate exposure as I dream of my friends finally getting off Meta and WhatsApp.

I’d cover it with something more attractive. If drainage isn’t an issue, I’d consider a floating deck with planters on the sides. Otherwise, I might remove the concrete and plant culinary or exotic plants for effect. It would be interesting to know how you plan to use this area. If it’s for kids, the approach would differ from adult outdoor dining and recreation. Personally, I’d go for a floating deck with planters or potted plants on the edges or paving to maintain the theme. I’d love to see a BBQ area, plants, a deck, and landscaping lights.

Sorry, I let the AI suggestion button hallucinate it.

So this is speculative policy and is going to 100% be met with strong political headwinds, but it’ll boost the price of Bitcoin for the bros for sure. Looks like just another pump and dump grift to me.

TIL: The ratio of executive orders to passing legislation through Congress by Trump currently is 89 to 1

I was having trouble posting on Lemmyworld with a VPN, I wasn’t aware that other instances blocked me became of it.