No fucking shit

Absolutely ridiculous comment! What are you thinking talking like this?

You should also ask for a firearm, ammunition, transport, and a return airfare.

Cedar is difficult, especially on a deck. The stain needs to be UV resistant and trafficable. It needs to put up with things like driving rain and snow accumulation, as well as long hot days. Anything you use will need re-applying regularly. At worst, every year. At best, every three to four years.

I like Sansin Dec

It’s a two coat, high quality finish

Work to rule. No overtime, no extra duties. Exactly per position description.

I know most position descriptions have the clause “and any other duties assigned by the company from time to time. “ Comply with this, but do it poorly. Ask for clarification, training, written instructions, and still half ass it. Miss deadlines, miss data, draw erroneous conclusions.

Then get upset if called out, not angry upset, tearful upset.