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  • People always told me that Grimes was super smart, but every time she opens her mouth, it’s some of the dumbest shit I have ever heard. She is the guy we all knew in high school, the one who takes mushrooms and stares at Tool album covers, and expects the rest of us to pretend they are brilliant.

    This chick literally wrote an open letter to communists, saying that if they support Elon Musk, he will use AI to bring a communist system.

    If she were to ever shut up, it may dawn on her that she is actually a fucking idiot, and we can’t have that, so she never shuts the fuck up.







  • I live in the PNW, my doctor retired. Multicare, instead of just transferring my wife and I to different doctors, did nothing, and now are treating us, did nothing.

    We are being treated as new patients and the earliest a new patient can be seen is October 29th. Yes, 9 months away.

    The earliest date I have been givenrom any of the other doctors offices I have called was June.

    The joke used to be whenever anybody asked why their area had so few doctors was that they doctors all were in Seattle. Yeah, maybe, but they certainly aren’t seeing anybody in a timely manner.






  • The issue with Kanye is that his myth or legend necessitated dying in an accident, by suicide, or by assassination, before the release of The Life of Pablo.

    Had he died in 2015 like he was supposed to (as happened in all branching realities save this one alone), literally none of any of this would have come to pass.

    The life of Pablo, while a good mixtape, was a bad album. The first bad album Kanye had ever made. Every album since has been lower and lower in quality. He is an artist with nothing left to say. He is a ghost of his former self, and he recognizes it, which is why he now goes by Ye, a faint echo. He is just a memory now.

    If we collectively decide he no longer exists, I am pretty sure he won’t. At least this version of him.