“Domestic labour” is a term that refutes the point you’re trying to make. Labour just means effort, there’s no implicit connection to profit. In fact women’s labour has traditionally been unpaid forever, but it’s still work.

Citation needed

Left deliberately vague for comedic effect

Not normally my thing, but these places need to turn a profit during the less prime time drinking hours. I wish they had a specific bar for cocktails and another bar for beer though, to get the amateurs out the way.

Why are you translating into American?

Pubs aren’t restaurants. If your pub has menus on the table after 7pm it’s not a pub. It might be a bar, depends how much they’re persuading people a pint of shite lager should cost.

They’re absolutely not. A pub primarily sells beer, salted peanuts, and if they’re feeling fancy, a bread roll with stuff in it. A restaurant sells meals with plates and cutlery and has one or two crap lagers available. A gastropub does food and beer but both are crap and are twice as expensive.

If you’re in an actual real pub, have had a handful of pints, this food is perfect, and ideally costs less than half a pint.

In a similar vein, the opening credits to Animals of Farthing Wood will stick with me forever.

Check your pension fund

They’re not necessarily seeds from other places. Could be from 500 meters away. But it’ll speed things up a bit, maybe stop some soil erosion from happening by skipping a season or two of barren land.

Damned right

A new one to me, thanks

Basically a grounding/ capacitance issue, but I do love reading those old stories every few years. Like the 500 mile email.

Schedule, I have to say the correct pronunciation every time I hear it said differently.

All women have to do is iron his shirt and make sure there’s food on the table when he gets in. He’s out in the real world doing manly things to bring home the bacon.

I love the ambiguity of what you’re supposed to throw in the river

It would need the job Id parameter, but the rest looks like unnecessary filters

This was a breath of fresh air during the doom scrolling

I’ve been wondering this for years now. Do we need intelligence in crashes, or do we just need vehicles to stop? I think you’re right, it must have been slamming the brakes on at unexpected times, which is unnerving when driving I’m sure.

Crab bucket