Gen X voting away their nice stuff because they’re generally too disillusioned to pay attention? Gen X was very pro-trump on 2024.

Depending on your format, some of these could help you get some additional triggers too.

https://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Search/Default.aspx?text=+["additional"]+["combat"]+["phase"]&special=true

Gale has a problem where he interprets interest in his backstory as romantic interest. Which is kind of realistic, but no one wants to be on the receiving end of that in real life or in a game.

Like bro, put your dick away and tell me some gossip about Mystra.

Sphinx: You there, knight. I am the guardian of this place and cannot allow you to pass without a battle.

Me: My name is Ender, Sir Ender to you. And I’m a bit weary from my long journey here, would you accept a pun battle?

Sphinx: Aye, Sir Ender.

Me: Thank you, please move aside