I make people upset just by using my eyes and brain, as such please be careful to ensure your tears do not get into your electronics, thank you
if you try to haul someone away, in America, with the intent of deporting someone to an extrajudicial foreign hellhole for the rest of their lives, you should count yourself incredibly lucky you simply had to take them kicking and screaming.
Needs more blur. Maybe something fancy. Eloquent. Gaussian.
that is
first of all you’re not shittymorph, and second of all, I believe we prefer meta shitposts about beans around these parts
and thus my headcanon was ruined
totally tubular comment, dude
Cool ranch doritos + Chocolate.
Generally any sweet and savory combo does nothing for me, but as strange as this one is, I dig it. It’s not bad.
I choose to believe they did, in fact, just post an image with a green canvas and white text saying “Frog wearing glasses”, simply because that headcanon is funnier to me
as someone who has worked in both kinds of hotels: can confirm, this meme is spooky accurate; below $100 and the usual mixture of drug addicts, prostitutes, and general “people bringing fucking issues” come out of the woodwork.
don’t worry, gay people will probably buy you some time. I’m almost sure they hate us more.
hey now, if those pineapple pizza lovers could read, they’d be very upset with you right now!
you can’t make me, and, doesn’t matter anyhow. Reading the news is enough to give you depression, and no amount of sunny disposition is going to make the next four years of existing any less shit. Assuming it ends in four years at all.
what, don’t you keep track of these things somehow? I’m supposed to remember all the rich/powerful assholes in the world deserving of loathing, with just my memory? I can barely remember what I had for dinner last Tuesday.
“Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.”
might be a bit pretentious to quote 1984 but boy, try telling me the right wing reality distortion field doesn’t exist.
yes, yes that does in fact piss me right off.
Unfortunately she is merely one in a very long list of complete shitheads with wealth/power they don’t deserve, and I can’t be angry at that many people all the time. There aren’t enough hours in the day.
I was gonna say, 4x the amount of RAM I have, made me feel inadequate. like, “am I really that poor now?”
motherfucker what?
when I thought of it, I thought to myself “this is either going to be massively misconstrued as me trying to be a dick to trans people, or I’m a comedy genius, lets find out”, rad that it’s the latter
sidebar: I also considered “I Can’t Believe It’s Not a Phase Diagram”. so, whoever steals this next, you’re welcome, not one but two good title ideas!
I know most people don’t carry guns every day. My hope is that this changes and ICE has to fear a Ruby Ridge with every door they knock on, a North Hollywood shootout with every car they stop. You aren’t going to stop them taking you with kind words. Make them kill you in the street, don’t go shuffling off quietly.