Thank you for this delicious piece of information.

These must be the autism-causing environmental toxins RFK is talking about, yes?

Fuck these morons.

So? Whoever brought the cigarettes should bring a jacket or umbrella too.

That spot “over there” is so the smelly smoke can also stay “over there” and not end up in the lungs of healthy people.

We should throw our own parade someplace else. Maybe even call it the Obama parade.

How 'bout NO

I have a cat that isn’t into sitting on laps, but also doesn’t realize he has claws. My MIL snuggles him when she visits no matter how much he wiggles and squirms - he’s never scratched any of us in the 7 years we’ve had him so far. Don’t worry, she only holds him for 5-10 seconds and then lets him scurry away.

At which point do we eat them? I’m hungry.

They are liberating you from purchasing anything at all, so they can buy it all up for cheap when the economy inevitably crashes.

I thought the same thing. The judge is too lenient and I question their morality.

French Polynesia. Genuinely the kindest and most down to earth people on the planet. My husband and I had the most amazing and hospitable experience there staying in a detached room (treehouse style) with a local family. The locals are so friendly - we were given food, helped with getting a rental car (they even gave us a ride there and spoke with the guy behind the counter), told of all the best places to explore, taken to the farmer’s market, and so much more. We were treated like visiting relatives.

The EU should put massive tariffs on American exports, and double those on weapons.

No idea if it’s still the same nowadays, but I also bought a used car in 2013 at 0% interest. It certainly was possible then.

We don’t need more brain injured dudes in the White House.

Fuller than usual. He’s probably soiled most of the day since apparently he smells like a sewer.

I call that we delete Doge and launch Melon into space in one of his electric death traps.

This is the way.

He and his ilk are weird losers no matter how the cake is sliced.