Bar I frequented in my 20s had apartments above it. Thought it would be so cool to live there

“… If your boobs were like 6 times as big, but still natural…”

Appeal to authority. Higher-skilled male players got to call the shots, lead, delegate etc.

That 'do is pretty slick though

Oh look it’s a both-sideser

Ah ok thanks, I thought Gondolin was 1st age and Galadriel was 2nd, my bad

The elves of Gondolin predated Galadriel iirc. So, Galadriel’s ancestors made the sword.

“where sial”

Some people think flirting means they want more.

Changes my name to McMoney

Looks for rich woman to marry and offer her my last name as incentive

Thank you, but now that I’m more awake I’d have to disagree with you there. You did some magic reading that.

In this setting the art a the mage was reading the battle and estimating you much space you have to channel which spell

Am I just not awake yet or is this incomprehensible

People don’t call Musk an idiot because he’s a blithering imbecile who is incapable of anything. We call him an idiot because he’s not particularly smart like others make him out to be. He’s an idiot like the average guy.

He’s made some good choices and some bad choices. Not especially dumb, not especially smart.

Not a genius.

So… people call him an idiot in an attempt to offset the genius talk.

That’s the food poisoning that’s bad, though, not the diarrhea.

Better than constipation… as long as you can wash off