This has become one of the major incentives of the scheme for staff; transferring to GendBuntu from a proprietary system means the staff member receives a new computer with a widescreen monitor.

Smart! What I wouldn’t do for new equipment…

Correct

What even is this. It’s like a Foss OS & Store but all proprietary? More like unfreephone

What?

As someone who was chronically constipated: A year’s supply of psyllium husks.

As someone who was overweight, depressed and had severe back pain, a yoga mat.

Yes, there you go! Good job, USA!

the GOAT

And you already know they’re gonna autogenerate audio-ads and product placements in these summaries as soon as people start using them.

Let’s math! An average egg holds 52ml in volume. The average ejaculation delivers between 2 and 6ml. This means you’ll have to nut into your pie crust 9 - 26 times to keep it from crumbling.

Great, now that 50% of a video can be a direct call for genocide, does that at LEAST mean I can use ONE instance of a “bad” word or speak of “icky” things like death and drug abuse without being demonized?

“No Kings” and it’s framing sound less tame and vague than “Hands Off” did, so here’s hoping.

Why is this NSFW?

That’s awesome

I’m genuinely curious to what extend the societal divide extends into the armed forces. How can can there be trust among soldiers in combat situations if they are diametrically opposed on fundamental things like this.

Purple, but yellow has the quicker and more mass appealing answers. “While I don’t condone their behavior, I wouldn’t go so far as to call it genocide. Several historical and sociopolitical factors as well as rigid definitions must be taken into account” doesn’t make for a great Tiktok.

Yeah well, one can dream

Wonder how much longer Vlad can afford those troll farms…

We’re all works of art and deserve some rest? Aren’t you just the sweetest

Dreher calling identity-based politics and rewriting history “leftist qualities” is hilariously delusional.

You’ll need a load-bearing bottom…