it’s the latter. Cameras notoriously steal souls, that’s why youtubers can do those ad reads, whereas normal person’s dignity wouldn’t allow one to.

if you go to these or you let your children go, you deserve to get scammed, which is probably also Donaldson’s point of view. No respect for that guy btw, but I doubt he has little of it for himself either.

this is how I know you’re lying. Why would he sent you a video when he could have just used 4chan’s facetime feature?

it is him. one time this user sent me a private dm on 4chan in which he wrote something like “it is me the dark lord elon of musk, i am downloading my dick and saving it in your ass”, and he sent a dickpic with a timestamp and his dick was all fucked up and split down the middle. shame i didnt save it.

add to that the fact that rabbies victims are unable to sleep because their throat swells up too much and have the feeling of constant thirst

galaxy brain: vampires are just weak to crosses and liquids they come in touch with. christianity just leeched of the symbol’s effectivness in fighting the undead and that’s why it gotten popular.

way funnier punchline: “no that would be communism”

Enerico Strombolli and the very spicy meatball

that old feeling of being fed american exceptionalism

Well in that case I hope those public hangings will be swift and not retarded by any mishaps.

you might say it’s an excellent retardant in your impulse to say the word

it’s not ok please call the police

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funny you mentioned being salty. Am I complaining or simply making observational humor? Why don’t you follow your own advice, socialize some, learn social cues and keep this grown man on body pillow fantasy to yourself. Go choke on a dick

I’ll take “shit that actually happened at school to underage anon masqueraded to occur at work as to not be banned” for 50 points

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I am sorry this story was completely manufactured and homosexual.

as far as i am concerned Thompson’s body just did that weird bullet thing 3 times in a row. Seems to be a latent condition in most billionaires.

hey, new guy. Searg said you bring him donuts ASAP. also while you go there stop by the other department and tell the guys there that boss wants to entrap even more mentally ill muslims into trying to join ISIS this month.

then you would have illegal advertising

I would love to hear your opinion but I stopped reading after ‘wendigoon’.

bogus bullshit.

1. Biology alone cannot elaborate on consciousness
2. Biology doesn’t concern itself with FUCKING STARS and last part of course, none of these biologists are mentioned.

I know this is a shitpost but please, please, please people just try to think critically for at least a second