FT Alphaville is the bloggy section of FT, it’s where the writers let rip

it’s very tired and shagged out after a long squawk. Just today I did [REDACTED] to alleviate the DDOS scraper bots and it’s ticking along nicely right now. Keeping an eye on things.

sometimes a thread breaks containment, the “all” algorithm feeds it to even more people, and we see that Lemmy really does replace Reddit

here’s another version of the same sketch

a machine is constructed in the form of a pretty lady to present you with a magical answer and the answer is a lie too

and the hand is empty and the style is retro pop art of a comforting past that never existed

now what could the incredibly obvious symbolism here mean, why all these choices

hope our poster never goes to an art gallery, could be fatal

Nougat wants to fuck the robot and blames the robot for this

I remind you that the original folk song is a fucking banger and nerds have only heard the worst version in the world

Is that this one or a different instance of the same bug?

good to see the quality posts from dbzero are back tho

apparently came toward him shouting “I’M GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS”

hence the family stressing what a good Christian he was

https://xcancel.com/GuiveAssadi/status/1920232405324955825

Steven Pinker: I’ve been part of some not so successful attempts to come up with secular humanist substitutes for religion.

Interviewer: What is the worst one you’ve been involved in?

Steven Pinker: Probably the rationalist solstice in Berkeley, which included hymns to the benefits of global supply chains. I mean, I actually completely endorse the lyrics of the song, but there’s something a bit cringe about the performance.

from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTVJjmabaas which nobody should watch, obviously

yeah looks like I’m thankfully wrong!

reheated gaming moments

most, Sony still has them

does anyone know who the company who did the AI video was? This reeks of PR.

it’s the button for more RGB

saw a microphone with RGB and i’m like wtf is this thing supposed to do, flash disco lights when you’re on stream shouting slurs at your esteemed fellow gamers

oh really? I thought MS had demanded boot locking for the ARM laptops.

The poster has been assigned the complete works of Umberto Eco and escorted to the egress.

this post has been deleted as a prion

Now it’s up to the Linux desktop environments for determining what to do if the new Copilot key is pressed.

launch ELIZA obv

quite annoyed that the Snapdragon laptops are bootlocked cos they’d make great Linux boxes