dumblederp

Saw a mobile billboard “vote liberal and you’ll get 25c off fuel”, what a fucking joke.

Yeah. You sound coddling, let your BF be himself, especially at 17. You could stunt his growth by helicoptering around him as the older more confident BF.

I’ve been outbid for a few apartments in St Kilda. I just want a shitty studio to call my own AND live in, I’m not reaching for the moon here. But the return for airBnB is better than renting them so investors have more money to outbid me. Now the bottom price for the area is beyond my means. Maybe I should just start squatting in AirBNBs until they send the jacks round to boot me out.

Also postal voting. Muricans need time off work and if they’re in a vote suppressed area might have to queue for many hours.

I consider myself an ex-buddhist, there’s a bunch of useless pricks in the community. All preaching about compassion for the world without lifting a finger to help anyone and partaking in their weekly Tibetan karaoke sessions. Plus they’re killing off Muslims in Myanmar. Having grown up in the community, fuck em. Like most religions, the people claiming to follow it don’t actually perform any of the teachings, they only go through the motions while patting themselves on the back.

Razor Blade Smile should probably get a look in here - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0159693/

I used to drive a land cruiser around the farm while the men threw hay bales off the back tray. I would’ve been about seven, pottering along in first gear. I was too small to throw hay.

Wilfred (AU).
Mork and Mindy.
My name is earl.
Kath and Kim (AU).
Flight of the Conchords.
Mike and Molly.

I’ve worked at Maccas. I’ve seen someone sneeze on a tray of half made cheese burgers they were holding, put the bun on and proceed to wrap them for service.

Watched an employee of the local chicken shop tip a dead rat into the alley gutter recently. Not only didn’t they bag and bin it, just tipped it into the gutter out the back of the shop. It’s put me off the place, what other dodgy things aren’t I seeing?

Even commercial food processing, eg grain to flour, has acceptable contamination limits for things like rodent feces and even rodents and that limit isn’t zero.

Same for me when I lost weight for jiu-jitsu competition. Moving from a big husky guy to a big athletic guy (while working in a pub) I suddenly had so many women flirting with me.

Sure fuck cars, but kinda also fuck these meme reposts.

I dropped my weird religious name and am left with a John Smith grade common white guy name.

I feel the greatest power online is to simpliy not engage with the obvious assholes. Just click off their reply and forget about them.

“That’s not constructive feedback” aka What the fuck you on about mate?

Ones naked and ones overdressed.

I’ve seen parking spaces in the city going cheaper than studio apartments, I was wondering how they’d feel about buying a space to live in my van there? Spend my day at the gym or library, pop by at night to sleep in the van.

Good job totalled car, it crumpled on her behalf. Drive gently on the way home. One of my repeated memories of post accident issues was how much the drive home sucked because I was all beaten up and resisting the mild g-forces as a passenger was suddenly a painful struggle.

Money for home owners who can afford it. It’s a good idea but it doesn’t help the bottom rung very much.