More and more I’m realising this is all just a massive house of cards.

We (the UK) hold a load of US debt and the US holds a load of our debt.

So the net value is zero.

It’s like me lending my mate £20 and him lending me £20 and we claim we’re each worth £40. It’s so bonkers when I word it like that but that’s how it seems to be.

COVID knocked all global trade in that period.

Didn’t he buy twitter with a loan backed by his Tesla stock?

If that’s the case and the price is falling enough then the bank could/have called that in. Resulting in the forced sale of his stock.

Which would be very funny.

Snapping sounds like a real faff.

Keep them all in a special plastic box that is inside a powerful electromagnet.

Push button and a field that is strong enough to damage the cards almost instantly and over a short time would generate enough heat to physically damage the cards.

With enough power and time you could turn them into one hot blob that wouldn’t even be recognisable.

So near instant data damage and then physical destruction probably before someone can work out what’s going on.

With these and the warranty repairs I bet they’re not even starting to earn back the development costs yet.

Wouldn’t be surprised if they’re at a loss so far.

His parents were a GP and owned a pharmacy. They just didn’t get it for him/them for whatever reason.

They certainly could have afforded it if they wanted to.

There’s a massive difference between just not having something as a child and not even being able to afford it at all.

I love these Tory twat stories where they try to relate to normal people. They’re so far off the mark it highlights just how clueless they are about real life.