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You have no idea the economic toll that three rounds of tariffs have on a country.

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Yeah, it’s a conspiracy fuck-face. It’s not like people are openly saying you suck, you’re a leech, we’re going to boycott the companies you’re involved with and you’re not wanted here. It’s all a secret conspiracy. Pay no attention to the signs at very public protests.

Enjoy counting how many times I tell it it’s a piece of shit on a daily basis. Half the time it doesn’t play anything remotely close to the artist/album I request when listening to music. Other times it just flat out doesn’t work. We got a few years ago when they were discounted around holidays - don’t think we’ll be buying any more.

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If we ever have elections again in the US, these contracts better get ripped up on day one.

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