Flashback to 9–year–old me sitting by the radio with a blank cassette in the drawer waiting for this song to come on so I could record it. If it’s an egg song, then this totally tracks with everything else about my childhood.

Biology -> biolog -> biologist

China -> chin -> chinist?

“you can get 6–packs of these for”

“I’ll take 17, please”

How To With John Wilson but in LA and with less autism.

This is such a nightmare to search for online. I want to find a tailor who does maid dresses. No, not bridesmaid dresses. No, not sissy maid fetish dresses. Okay now it’s just dress tailors with pun names like Maid to Measure. I guess you just have to know the right people.

We good now?

Silly lungs. You extract oxygen from air. Putting air into the bloodstream is very bad.