Went to the link hoping to see octarine. Saw octarine. Left happy :-)

Swearing is brilliant if you smash your thumb with a hammer, or break something expensive. If you swear all the time in normal conversation you don’t have any special words left to use when those things I mentioned happen.

I can save lots of money by not paying my rent.

lava?

dammit i said the same thing independently, but you were first by 12 hours. hats off to you, sir !

it was only 15cm long. that’s at best a Master Dagger, not a master sword! still too long to be legal to carry out in public though.

there’s no victory here - in the article it states that at least one still law requirse floppy disks must continue to be used.

you can tell how “working class” the potential election winners are by the fact the probable PM has a knighthood.