Wait, what? He’s not being sent to an El Salvadoran prison??

This is one of those where you start laughing because it’s very clever and then the chuckles slowly turn into sobs because it’s so true right now here in the US.

Agree. I moved from a post WWII suburb to a town with 112 people to 40 acres and only 1 neighbor. I can’t stand people and this is much better.

And they almost explode when you do get them to break.

And then we’re sitting down around the big ass console TV to watch MVP Frank Viola and the Twins win the World Series.

It’s almost as if efficiency and cost savings weren’t actually the point.

Just to stir shit up… I’m going to say Al Franken.

I recommend feather touch.

You have selected power drive.

The fact that you even weighed the pros and cons of your proposal puts you light years ahead of most hiring managers.

He’s not wearing a tie at all. (Gasps)