Don’t lie to yourself. That’s a Giga Pet and you know it.

This is like going to the adoption agency and asking for the meanest, most disruptive child and then adopting that one.

Are there not some words which contain the letters I, M or Q?

Even if GTAVI launched on PC at a normal price, it would still be worth it to wait. You can get it on sale, and the game will have been fixed, and there will even be content updates.

Patient gamers, people. Don’t even think about release dates. Early access? Advanced access? What the hell do I care? There are still NES games I should get around to.

If only we could do two letters. I really like Lickin Pork.

The Bestie Boys

Ooo, that’s inspiring. Maybe my answer should be Sasha…

Tank beats everything, but unfortunately it’s third-person, so I don’t think it counts.

Still I don’t know, I kinda wanna say I like the DMR better…

Come on, I just want to look at furry pirate porn on my phone while you cuddle me.

Good, I was really worried you weren’t going to be able to afford the lollipop-dropping scene.

This was wise. They had to create the woolly mice so that when they create the woolly mammoths, they can woolly control them.

Should else be big_yikes? That seems situational to me.

Trypticon maybe?

That can’t be true. Surely Metroplex or Omega Supreme appeared in one of the Transformers games…

Can’t have insane billionaires and reality show stars without any billionaires and reality show stars.

I quite enjoy seeing “President’s Choice” on this list.

Is it prescient, poignant or just apt?

I’ll show me!

Politics is so team sports, they even think performance enhancing drugs are a bad idea.

Does it trouble you at all that the diagram doesn’t specify where the wall should be?

He’s obviously built himself thousands of little elevators over millenia. What did you guys think he was doing down there? Sleeping?