Honestly, when I read stories like these I have started to root for a swift and sudden end to the world. It has begun to appear more palatable than the slow unraveling of society and boiling alive while thirsty.

Such a good book, I too went on a tear through his work after Fight Club and I think this and Choke are fighting for my top spot.

So much impact for so short a story. Great pick!

I had a one-night-stand on a cruise once that was fun but almost ruined when he took off his shirt and there was a cross necklace on his chest. Missionary was basically my vampire ass trying not to get burned by the cross.

If I see a bumper sticker that mentions jesus, I definitely assume that car is driven by the least christ-like person imaginable, and give them space.

I like the way you think but am horrified by your potential skunk-harvesting techniques.

I feel you. Losing Kanye sucked, but you put it perfectly, the magic is gone. I can’t lose myself in the music anymore.

Same same. They walk out the door and I honestly wonder if they will make it home.

Yes!

Ha, exactly!

Awwww, she looks quite content on her heating pad. Wart is just a baby, his first birthday is this week! We have had a few sia‐meezers and they have all been scream machines. They really do love to check the whole house for changes before settling in their same favorite spots.

Hahaha, it is short for (W)Arthur Pendragon, but Wartholomeow is definitely one of his many nicknames.