CPU = Chief Party Unicorn

No, that’s lightly colored blood. Mostly on toilet paper. We’re looking for dark red blood here.

No, you’re being facetious. Go sit in the corner.

Absolutely not, we’re talking about a man who serves fast food to athletes.

Needless to say, you helpt him junk the computers and then you made banana bread together.

I wonder what would happen if you learned to read and speak Chinese. Would every stroke of a character have a different color, would it just be characters that have different colors? Also how would tones influence colors? Please learn Chinese and report back.

Thank you for your service

“This is not good! Worlds are colliding! George is getting upset!”

-George Costanza

Seinfeld “The Pool Guy” - Season 7, Episode 8 (1995)

That’s some choice rhetoric. Hell, even the sewer mutants are going to be voting republican.

ASL was extremely useful. We only had usernames, no profile pictures or anything else. ASL is what you asked if you were chatting on quakenet or another server. Most of the time you knew the regulars on your channel. Often mods would ask your ASL and if it turned out later you were lying then you’d get kicked or muted.

That’s basically China with extra steps. How are you going to deal with your companies siphoning money out of your economy by buying foreign real estate?

That depends entirely on the clips that were used. A lot of popular classic films are in the public domain.

If you’re hot and willing to pay, I’ll marry you.

It was really strange to see some old comments I made in another language translated in English.

It’s because: “this time it’s different”

Zero points for me. I once wrote a cheque to pay my outstanding fee at my local video rental place (I was returning Time Cop) And then later I got home and sent my father a fax of younger brother’s foot and shoe size so he could buy some shoes for him while abroad on a business trip. I specifically remember that day because I rented Four Weddings and a Funeral which had just come out on VHS. This was probably 1994 or 1995. Now I feel old as fuck.

Your hair might become thinner but you wouldn’t necessarily go bald. My grandfather had a full head of hair when he passed away at 79. I don’t think his primary sex hormone was estrogen.

Look at Germany, education is the answer.

How many parts of you do I need to replace before you become someone else?

Hey buddy, I’ve had enough of you and your sensible opinions. Meet me in the parking lot of the Wallgreens on the corner of Coursey and Jones Creek in Baton Rouge on april 7th at 10 p.m. We’re going to fight to the death, no holds barred, shopping cart combos allowed, pistols only, no scope 360, tag team style, entourage allowed.