It doesn’t say anything! Tattoos can’t speak, you silly.

Superman’s Kryptonite is that he can never, ever be fed after midnight!

I’m in love.

This method reminds me of a technique used in ACT (Acceptance and Commitment Therapy) to deal with pain or fear. Exaggerating a thought or giving it a silly voice or character, while staying neutral toward that part of yourself, can be a solid way to manage anxiety.

It’s called cognitive defusion. You notice when you’re “fused” with a thought or pattern, and by using techniques like the one you mentioned, you create distance between the thought and your sense of self.

Love this! Thank you for the effort.

In the EU it’s not street legal. In short, it fails a plethora of basic safety regulations.

First I was confused, Butt then I realised this was fairly funny indeed 👏

Are your wife and girlfriend on good terms? 😏👉💦