Them some titties.

With no less than three citations.

Well said. Fuck.

It’s about time we hear about the elected officials taking their responsibilities to their constituents actually seriously.

Age verification requirements.

She’s 22, but still.

That you tell everyone to go look at and find themselves as a way for hand waving away your weak and sensational claims.

You’ve outlined it in your post. Your conversation is about how you want more than a platonic friendship and if she doesn’t, you are developing feelings and for your own sake cannot continue to hang out.

Whether you could still be her friend via text or on a other level is also up to you, do you need a clean break or can you just “take a break” and reach back out to her when you’re ready or whatever?

🌈 sarcasm🌈

Sure, not having a vagina negates the 5 inch depth limit.

What a humble brag.

As if this wasn’t stolen from the Bobs Burgers opening.

https://bobs-burgers.fandom.com/wiki/Aquaticism/Gags?file=Aquaticism_Store.png

Gays and Lesbians were institutionalized until the late 1960s.

Throwing my hams into the ring for a PC code!

What a garbage take.

Not close at all or the speculative headline wouldn’t be needed.

Minuscule

Accept that they’re just not into you and move on. You make it sound like you’re somehow entitled to using their service and they have made it clear they don’t want you there.

If you do something as egregious on Lemmy and get banned you have the luxury of joining a different instance bingo, bongo.

You’re making demands and contribute nothing, not like there would be anything lost without you.

And this is your only post. You happen to post it in three different places, what do you bring other than this demand?