Should have gone with Seppoterra

Which is fucking hilarious, when you think about it: we are the ones who have filtered media. They speak from a script approved by the billionaires.

Ding dong

Hell yeah, check out the blue bruising on those mushrooms. You know those motherfuckers are gonna slap.

I’ve literally seeded my lawn with clover. It had naturally occurring clover, but I wanted more of it.

If we’re including movies: “That was neither honorable nor courageous!”

If not: “One is my name, the other is not.”

Damn, I think they’ve actually come down on their price lately. They’re a full $300 less than I paid for my Pixel.

But so is android. Most of us are unfortunately stuck with one or the other for now.

This makes me sad :-\

🥁

Society really fucking hates women

Don’t forget the sea kraits that live off the coast in Australian waters

To the surprise of absolutely no one

Here’s the full text of the article (since it’s paywalled):

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www.telegraph.co.uk
German Leopard 2 tanks flop on battlefield in Ukraine
Aaron Burnett
5 - 6 minutes

Vulnerability to drones sees soldiers using prized weapons as glorified artillery

Germany’s prized Leopard 2 tanks are failing on the battlefield in Ukraine, according to an assessment by its defence ministry.

In a classified transcript of a meeting between a German defence attaché stationed in Kyiv and about 200 Bundeswehr soldiers, the diplomat revealed the difficulties Ukrainians are facing in operating the heavy weaponry.

Eighteen of the Bundeswehr’s mainstay Leopard 2 tanks made their way to Ukraine in 2023 after months of foot-dragging by Chancellor Olaf Scholz and a full-on national public debate about whether Berlin should send heavy weapons to Ukraine.

Mr Scholz finally agreed to do so after the Biden administration agreed to send Abrams tanks and public sentiment in Germany began to shift in Ukraine’s favour.

But for all the fanfare, Ukrainian soldiers are finding the Leopard 2 has limited use, says the transcript, which was obtained by three German media outlets.

Some of the problems have to do with the way warfare itself is changing.

Leopard 2s are vulnerable to drone strikes, like tanks in general, the transcript reads. However, the Leopard 2’s complicated design makes it difficult to repair on the battlefield, meaning that damaged Leopards must be sent to specialised repair crews in west Ukraine or even go all the way to Poland to be fixed and maintained.

In many cases, the Leopard 2’s problems have forced Ukrainian battalions into using them mostly as glorified artillery.

“The main problem with Leopard 2s given to Ukraine is that there’s too few of them. If one or two have to be repaired, that’s a big part of what Ukraine has that’s suddenly out of commission for a while,” said Sergej Sumlenny, managing director of the Berlin-based European Resilience Initiative Center.

He has made almost monthly trips to the frontline since 2022. He added: “Leopard 2s were also not designed for the Ukrainian battlefield. They function well when they have good air support, but Ukraine is short on this.” A soldier is seen on one of the tanks during training at the Swietoszow military base in Poland A soldier is seen on one of the tanks during training at the Swietoszow military base in Poland Credit: WOJTEK RADWANSKI

Mr Sumlenny said German post-war thinking plays a role too. “They were designed by a generation of German manufacturers that hadn’t seen war, and so tended to overcomplicate the system.

“Older systems, designed in the 1960s by those who actually saw war, are far more useful on the battlefield but have weaker armour.”

Defence experts in Germany say Ukraine’s battlefield experience has clear lessons for the country’s own procurement, particularly if Russia chooses to test Nato.

Sara Nanni, the German Green Party defence spokesman, said one clear lesson is that the country simply needs to have more systems available. “We can no longer think in such small quantities. We have to assume that vehicles have a long downtime after they’re damaged and simply need to be serviced.”

Germany is the second-largest supplier of military equipment to Ukraine after the US, with the leaked transcript also identifying other issues with German-supplied systems, noting that even well-functioning equipment – such as air defence assets – suffered from inadequate ammunition stocks.

In December, Jake Sullivan, the former US national security adviser, admitted that US-supplied Abrams tanks were “not the most useful piece of equipment” for Ukraine.

Ukrainian media reported that, like the Leopard, the logistics of maintaining the tanks had become “too much of a burden”.

Mark Hertling, a retired US army general, told CNN in June last year that Abrams tanks were a technological marvel, but they had immense maintenance demands.

“These are incredible tanks, but they require a sophisticated supply chain to keep them running. Fuel consumption is enormous, and they demand specialised maintenance that could strain Ukraine’s existing capabilities,” he said.

Of the around 80 Abrams tanks given to Ukraine by the US and Australia, roughly 20 are reported to have been destroyed, disabled or captured.

Kyiv has reported similar issues with the British-donated Challenger 2 tank, with a Ukrainian crewman telling The Sun last year that they often broke down and could not be repaired easily.

“It takes a long time to get spares. The logistics are very complex, at this end and your end,” the servicemen said.

I thought the Leopard was a good tank platform. What’s wrong with them?

Not so much of a “view” as it is an action, but I unironically love buying army surplus stuff.

Oh fuck yes, no list for them, just straight to the guillotine after sentencing

Death penalty, but only for the bourgeoisie and for politicians who betray the proletariat

wtf

Ok but 15 miles is over the horizon isn’t it?