The MC later thanked “our special sponsor Coinbase,” the cryptocurrency exchange. President Trump sure loves crypto — he reported in his financial disclosure Friday that he made $57 million in the final months of 2024 after he and his family launched their own crypto exchange, World Liberty Financial. (That was before he launched his own $TRUMP meme coin.)

Welcome to the Biff Tannen timeline.

There’s a promotional $34/mo rate if you preorder.

Oh no how unfortunate.

Show me a camera with a longer life.

Welcome to the Onionverse.

Captain Bonespurs says march more stiffly like the North Korean army.

Almost like they’re protecting.

Not a gay trans Democrat?

Billionaires.

All owned by billionaires.

Self-driving in six months. Mars by 2024.

Doesn’t seem very nice.

Gee, wonder why Poland would want to have a “color revolution” after decades of being under Moscow’s thumb?

You know, the country Russia allied with literal Nazis to carve-up.

Or fast. I’m not picky.

Not good enough for me.

Ask the crypto bros who paid millions for “sub-Spirit Airlines” food at the crypto summit about Trump’s VIP experience.

The goal is to eliminate democrats. They’re starting with immigrants.

Yeah, that’s a market.

I haven’t seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert.

It’s a labor market. Employers are not owed slaves.