That’s reminiscent of the Prosciutto e Melone that my Italian wife has taught me to enjoy!

In addition to the comments here about the lyrics, IMHO it is a one-chord song and boring. Most of Burton Cummings’ songs are much more interesting musically, e.g. “Undun.”

Sounds like you had better open a diaper factory in your house. Then you wouldn’t have to pay the tariff that you are charging yourself.

Clarence Darrow wrote: “All men have an emotion to kill; when they strongly dislike some one they involuntarily wish he was dead. I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.”

Of course he knew. That’s why he invited Rudolph into the lead position, at the front of the reindeer team. Santa didn’t really need a red light.