Matt Bernstein and gang had an interesting talk about this just a few days ago: https://youtu.be/OCBxMJZKupY

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Oh, the irony. :D

Haven’t used it in years, but it might still work:

https://www.grc.com/inspectre.htm

Should be fairly easy with it being nicely greased up. :-P

Haensulus Graetulaque ante portas stat.

“Cnuspa, cnuspa Wasa. Qui cnuspat mea casa?”

“Ave, Hexa. Morituri te salutant.”