Obligatory: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibal!_The_Musical

Because you mentioned Islanders, maybe Dorfromantik?

If it matters, I believe “voip.ms” is Canada based. I’m using them for a phone number with sms, kind of like what you said you’re looking for.

IIRC, I’m paying ~$12 USD per year (+ $1 USD per month for a phone voip app, but there are free app options too).

YSK, their site/service setting aren’t always the easiest to figure out so read their docs carefully.

Best of luck!

…that will now reflect the information United has compiled on individual travelers, like where they live and destinations they’ve traveled to.

I, for one, can’t wait to have my personal info proudly displayed to whatever randos they seat next to me! /s