bro downloaded the mudroom closet and has a whole stack of jacketts

TempleOS was a biblical themed distro that is perhaps most famous for the creator, Terry A. Davis, who died when he was hit by a train.

Do the American thing and chuck it in the harbor until the taxes stop

Radicale is the GOAT and supports authentication. Or you can just run it on a LAN behind a firewall.

You can turn off ads in DDG settings. Better yet, use an adblocker like everyone should.

Tobuscus was goat but then he got accused of something by his ex or whatever, never cared much about it, but he disappeared and now he just writes books or something. He was one of the old school GOATs next to MatPat, Markiplier, ERB. Sadly missed.

I lost brain cells reading this