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The reality is that being “cancelled” isn’t a huge deal when you’re already one of the economic elite. He didn’t even do a mea culpa, he just came back to the party and shrugged.

In other words, she’s too inept to compete on delivering a quality product.

That’s why all non-compete contracts exist, and the same reason they should all be illegal.

If you spend time training someone, and they can turn around and go off on their own, what do you bring to the table? Why should they work for you, giving you the fruits of their labor in exchange for less pay? If you’re worried about competition, don’t train your competition. Do it better than they do. You aren’t entitled to the value of a person’s life just because you contributed to their expertise.

“I’ll do it with a lance.”

The irony is that the Normans were far more likely to be using spears instead of swords, which are more like the lances that William was using to become a noble. Nobles would have carried swords, but they were status symbols and treated with religious reverence. They would only be used in battle if the spear was thrown or broken.

Yeah, but in 1.8 trillion years, you’re going to be a minute late for everything.

I’d love to see a Galaxy Quest: TNG tv show, but we already had the Orville.

I’m ugly as shit, and my wife is gorgeous.

I don’t doubt it. You know the saying, “everybody is the hero in their own story.” I was hoping to gain some insight or relatable thought processes.

Like, imagine watching American History X, but instead of a spiraling cycle of hate and redemption, it’s just a guy alone in a room going “Fuck, I hate minorities. Minorities are just the worst. I hate them so much I think I will kill a bunch of people.”

If you begin with “females will never touch me because of my big nose and weak chin, so I will call them ‘whores’ online” then you’re already looking at a diseased mind with no redeeming qualities.

Holy Insecurity, Batman! Ugly people find love all the fucking time. “I’m ugly, so no woman will ever touch me, so I am sad and alone.” What a crock of shit.

This is why traffic sucks. Super highways don’t reduce traffic, they create it.

I’m going to go out on a limb and say, Was (Not Was) did not fact-check their lyrics while writing Walk the Dinosaur. The whole song is basically an acid trip stream of barely-consciousness. One of the writers has said it was about nuclear armageddon, so there’s that.

Elvis landed in a rocket ship
Healed a couple of lepers and disappeared. But where was his beard?

And those flags stood for something. They stood for values, quality, and an uncompromising sense of style. Those flags stood for Old Navy. Where patriotic consumerism doesn’t have to cost a fortune.

It’s like when people in abusive relationships suddenly realize that their partner doesn’t actually care about them, and everyone around them is like “Yeah, no shit. Fucking leave their ass.”

Yeah, the whole “live and let live” movement has removed the social barriers to being a fucking moron. Ignorant people holding onto stupid beliefs should be made to feel bad by the people around them.

Based on this data, the 15 most discriminatory cities in the U.S. are:

1. Waterloo-Cedar Falls, IA
2. Milwaukee-Waukesha-West Allis, WI
3. Racine, WI
4. Minneapolis-St. Paul, Bloomington, MN
5. Peoria, IN
6. Elmira, NY
7. Decatur, IL
8. Niles-Benton Harbor, MI
9. Kankakee, Illinois
10. Fresno, CA
11. Springfield, IL
12. Trenton, NJ
13. Danville, IL
14. Rochester, NY
15. Chicago, Naperville, and Elgin, IL

You think the Democrats are hiding an Abraham Lincoln on their back bench?

Trump has already been convicted of felonies.

Super…hero? Or…

Because it takes time to build a national campaign. You need 50 different states to sign off on the ballots. The DNC can basically hand-pick a candidate, but they would basically be telling every primary voter to get fucked.

There would be legal challenges in 50 different states, and the GOP only needs one activist judge (and they have 6 on the SCOTUS).

The last time there was a brokered convention was 1952.

Plus, who? Who is the dream candidate? Who is so widely appealing that they would be unanimously accepted by the Democratic party leadership and the voters? Who has the leadership qualities, the experience, the confidence, the name recognition, and the credentials to beat the shit out of Trump? And where the fuck have they been?

No, this is clearly someone originally from Quebec. Because there, one egg is un ouef.

Ron, holding two cartons of eggs: “Is this all the eggs we have?”

Donna: “Yes. What are you making?”

Ron: “Eggs.”