We are gonna get anew pope before GTA VI.

No one survives an encounter with the grim reaper not even the pope.

Did it on purpose *tips Fedora…

When you lie on the interview but still get the job.

So Jesus Christ is the English translation for Saddam Hussein? Interesting, also short king.

Trump wouldn’t have to charge a penny, his followers would happily guzzle down the Kool-Aid.

If Trump thinks he is the true profit, then we should crucify him and if he comes back in three days, I will take back every mean thing I ever said about him.

A lie can travel around the world two times before the truth has a chance to put it shoes on and walk out the door.

This is some SCP shit.

Yes we definitely need more of them. And we need to vote for them and stand up for our rights and beliefs regardless.

The dems have been in dire need of a new leader and new ideas. Hopefully not just AOC but many more young inspired people will stand up alongside her.

“Homegrown criminal” off to El Salvador with you! Right Donny? Right?!

Come on cholesterol and high sodium do your thing to him please…

This timeline hasn’t been correct since Harambe was murdered. We need to get the sports almanac back from Biff.

RFK. Jr knows amazingly little about ANYTHING.

Saved!

“I feel happy!” *BONK!

I spit my coffee out seeing this! I’m saving this one.

Eww imagine the smell of them both.

As a reminder again, not a transgender not a drag queen not a Democrat, not an immigrant.