Hey now. Some of us may get sick or die, but at least we’ll have an overpriced yet somehow super cheaply made satellite security system operated by a ketamine addict.

Wait…

This almost feels like a Mitch Hedberg joke.

More likely that “Burnsing” is an involuntary evil reflex.

Studies have shown that one in four people have been exposed to lethal amounts of radiation and therefore glow green in this meme.